What your City Needs: Hipster Traps
The one with hipsters is a very complicated love/hate relationship of ours. I mean, even the definition of “hipster” these days is so fuckin contentious that it’s difficult to give. Basically, an hipster is someone who listens to bands you’ve never heard of, wears ironic t-shirts and believes that they are generally better than you. Also, they hate corporations and everything mainstream, yet still buy Apple products.
Oh wait. That DOES sound like us. So are WE hipsters? Probably. But if so, we’re in total denial and we still chose to make fun of them when we see one in the streets walking, ever so coolly, in their skinny jeans and apple green Vans. Plus we are concerned to see that these weird and highly annoying beings are spreading like freakin mushrooms and we think it’s high time for big government to do something about it.
So imagine our excitement when we saw THIS genius idea! Hipster Traps! But of course!! Just put a pair of ray-ban and a very vintage looking camera in a corner and you’re bound to trap some of those damned hipsters! It’s easier than catching mosquitos really. So go ahead, my friend, and do not hesitate for a second bringing this wonderful innovative idea to your city. Everybody, and I mean EVERYbody will be so grateful that you got rid of this nasty infestation, that you’ll be the hero of the day!